Description
This is the official shirt for everyone who left a perfectly good harbor for the open sea. A heart-shaped world, one small boat, and a guy with binoculars making sure your love never sails off unrecorded. Because that’s the deal, isn’t it – love only counts when it’s handed over for free, but somebody’s always on the shore taking notes. Sex, lies, and a horizon that watches back. No compass, no clean conscience, no sailing home to a port you already left.
Who’s watching the watchers?
You had a harbor once: safe, lit, waiting. Then you pushed off anyway, out where the water runs deep and the government-issue binoculars never blink. People will try to drag you under – you learn to stay afloat, half out of spite. Tender, a little surveilled, worth every mile of the crossing.
Who is this tee for?
• 🛟 Overthinkers who chart their feelings like contested waters
• 🛟 New-wave romantics who take their nostalgia noir, not sugary
• 🛟 Alt / indie / retro souls who fall for hand-drawn art over mass-print slogans
Fit & feel
Classic unisex cut – wear it oversized over a longsleeve or fitted under an open flannel. Soft, ring-spun cotton that gets better with every wash. Made for late-night stakeouts of your own feelings, long ferry rides, and staring at a world map wondering who’s staring back, or just a regular Wednesday when your brain has left the building.
Material & quality
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a little longer to deliver it. Producing on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction – so thanks for choosing thoughtfully.
Product safety & compliance (EU)
This product is intended for adult use only. It complies with applicable EU safety requirements, including regulations on flammability and restricted substances. The responsible economic operator for this product within the EU is: Daddy Grunge, a brand of Marcontex UG, Zeisigweg 4, 09366 Stollberg, Germany.
Independent artist merch – not a bootleg, not mass print
Sex & Lies is an independent piece of hand-drawn character art made for people who treat love like an ocean and secrecy like a sport. No copied nostalgia, no generic stock graphics – just 100% Daddy Grunge attitude, printed on demand in the EU.
Shipping & returns
Shipping within the EU from €4.29. 14-day right of withdrawal. A real human answers your messages – probably while pretending not to watch the horizon through cheap binoculars.
Age restrictions: For adults
Statutory warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Daddy Grunge, a brand of Marcontex UG, ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at webmaster@daddygrunge.rocks or write to us at Zeisigweg 4, 09366 Stollberg, Germany.
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