This is the official shirt for everyone who left a perfectly good harbor for the open sea. A heart-shaped world, one small boat, and a guy with binoculars making sure your love never sails off unrecorded. Because that’s the deal, isn’t it \u2013 love only counts when it’s handed over for free, but somebody’s always on the shore taking notes. Sex, lies, and a horizon that watches back. No compass, no clean conscience, no sailing home to a port you already left.<\/p>\n
You had a harbor once: safe, lit, waiting. Then you pushed off anyway, out where the water runs deep and the government-issue binoculars never blink. People will try to drag you under \u2013 you learn to stay afloat, half out of spite. Tender, a little surveilled, worth every mile of the crossing.<\/p>\n
\u2022 \ud83d\udedf Overthinkers who chart their feelings like contested waters
\n\u2022 \ud83d\udedf New-wave romantics who take their nostalgia noir, not sugary
\n\u2022 \ud83d\udedf Alt \/ indie \/ retro souls who fall for hand-drawn art over mass-print slogans<\/p>\n
Classic unisex cut \u2013 wear it oversized over a longsleeve or fitted under an open flannel. Soft, ring-spun cotton that gets better with every wash. Made for late-night stakeouts of your own feelings, long ferry rides, and staring at a world map wondering who’s staring back, or just a regular Wednesday when your brain has left the building.<\/p>\n
\u2022 100% ring-spun cotton
\n\u2022 Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
\n\u2022 Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
\n\u2022 4.5 oz\/yd\u00b2 (153 g\/m\u00b2)
\n\u2022 Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
\n\u2022 Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
\n\u2022 Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala<\/p>\n
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.<\/p>\n
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a little longer to deliver it. Producing on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction \u2013 so thanks for choosing thoughtfully.<\/p>\n
This product is intended for adult use only. It complies with applicable EU safety requirements, including regulations on flammability and restricted substances. The responsible economic operator for this product within the EU is: Daddy Grunge, a brand of Marcontex UG, Zeisigweg 4, 09366 Stollberg, Germany.<\/p>\n
Sex & Lies is an independent piece of hand-drawn character art made for people who treat love like an ocean and secrecy like a sport. No copied nostalgia, no generic stock graphics \u2013 just 100% Daddy Grunge attitude, printed on demand in the EU.<\/p>\n
Shipping within the EU from \u20ac4.29. 14-day right of withdrawal. A real human answers your messages \u2013 probably while pretending not to watch the horizon through cheap binoculars.<\/p>\n
Age restrictions: For adults<\/p>\n
Statutory warranty: 2 years<\/p>\n
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.<\/p>\n
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Daddy Grunge, a brand of Marcontex UG, ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at webmaster@daddygrunge.rocks or write to us at Zeisigweg 4, 09366 Stollberg, Germany.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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